It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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