My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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