It's Friday. Sex?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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