That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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