Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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