Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
