Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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