it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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