I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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