I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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