Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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