I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Life without a bra equals bliss.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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