I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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