i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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