It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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