I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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