I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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