he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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