doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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