I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Randomize
