everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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