You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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