I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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