Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Alive.
So much puke
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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