you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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