So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
