Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I am naked and annoyed.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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