But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just had sex on a roof
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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