I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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