Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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