I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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