At least make sure they are 18
Why
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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