We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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