You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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