im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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