I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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