some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Can I color on your dick again?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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