i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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