In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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