Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
