who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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