i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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