I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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