batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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