he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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