Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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