She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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