real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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