You're earring is so big in my mouth
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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