i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
