worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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