How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
